Cali the Cat (feat. Cali)
from Bad Wrapper by Huge Euge
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lyrics
She's a seven pound black domestic short hair
Eats plants she’s the queen of the lime green arm chair
Drinks a buncha water, jumps up on your face and burps
Makes an itty bitty kitty sound, drinks and slurps
Crawlin’ on the ground like Balor comin to the ring
Walking lighter than air silence is everything
Sleepin' all day, creepin' all night
Killin bugs with her fluffy butt by candlelight
She is the boss, makes orders with her eyes
"Hey dad if you don't feed me, imma eat you alive"
Can't find your lighter or hair tie? I know what happened
She put 'em under the couch, completely abandoned
From eating ice cream in a bowl to licking a feather
Lock herself outside in the freezing cold weather
She is fierce loyal, a family house pet
Don't piss her off or you gonna get wrecked
Hook
Ohhh give her some ham and cheese
Dive into the laundry just to go to sleep
Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh
K-K-K Kali the Cat
Ohhh give her some catnip, please
Crawl into my arms just to get a squeeze
Ohhhh ohhhh ohhh
K-K-K Kali the Cat
I ain’t no premadonna just a diabolical kitten
Digesting my favorite canned food, chicken
Diggin my claws in the carpet, stretchin out my legs
Tommy’s in the kitchen, makin' bacon and eggs
I'll shit on your feelings like I shit in the litter
Unlike a dog, bitch, I don't need a babysitter
I do what I want, and follow no one
These ain’t no war in this house, cause I already won
Eats plants she’s the queen of the lime green arm chair
Drinks a buncha water, jumps up on your face and burps
Makes an itty bitty kitty sound, drinks and slurps
Crawlin’ on the ground like Balor comin to the ring
Walking lighter than air silence is everything
Sleepin' all day, creepin' all night
Killin bugs with her fluffy butt by candlelight
She is the boss, makes orders with her eyes
"Hey dad if you don't feed me, imma eat you alive"
Can't find your lighter or hair tie? I know what happened
She put 'em under the couch, completely abandoned
From eating ice cream in a bowl to licking a feather
Lock herself outside in the freezing cold weather
She is fierce loyal, a family house pet
Don't piss her off or you gonna get wrecked
Hook
Ohhh give her some ham and cheese
Dive into the laundry just to go to sleep
Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh
K-K-K Kali the Cat
Ohhh give her some catnip, please
Crawl into my arms just to get a squeeze
Ohhhh ohhhh ohhh
K-K-K Kali the Cat
I ain’t no premadonna just a diabolical kitten
Digesting my favorite canned food, chicken
Diggin my claws in the carpet, stretchin out my legs
Tommy’s in the kitchen, makin' bacon and eggs
I'll shit on your feelings like I shit in the litter
Unlike a dog, bitch, I don't need a babysitter
I do what I want, and follow no one
These ain’t no war in this house, cause I already won
credits
from Bad Wrapper,
released August 18, 2020
Beat by Ax
Guest vocals by Cali
Mixed and Mastered by Tim Waters
Recorded at Radio City Records
Beat by Ax
Guest vocals by Cali
Mixed and Mastered by Tim Waters
Recorded at Radio City Records
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